We said ninety-nine. We're working on it. The ones that exist don't crash.
MikroTik provisioning. LLDP topology. Uptime probes. SIEM. DNS audits.
Everything a BOFH reaches for — in one honest, unobtrusive console.
No gradients, no pop-ups. The tool should disappear into the work.
Green means green. Amber means you need to look. We don't hide failure.
99 is the destination. We ship what works. One login, one price. No upsells the moment you grow.
Run the probes in your own network. Rails does the thinking, Go does the probing.